I like to think that Joan Rivers didn't give birth to Melissa Rivers the traditional way. I think that one night, after midnight, Joan accidentally spilled her Manhattan on her stomach and Gave birth to Melissa "Gremlin style", through a pus bubble on her stomach. There were others, but someone managed to pour a bucket of bleach all over them and they didn't make it. Sadly, Melissa managed to escape.
Ok, I'm aware that this is very strange. I should get back to work.
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I like to think that Joan Rivers didn't give birth to Melissa Rivers the traditional way.
I think that one night, after midnight, Joan accidentally spilled her Manhattan on her stomach and Gave birth to Melissa "Gremlin style", through a pus bubble on her stomach.
There were others, but someone managed to pour a bucket of bleach all over them and they didn't make it.
Sadly, Melissa managed to escape.
Ok, I'm aware that this is very strange.
I should get back to work.
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