Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The only thing scarier than Joan Rivers is?

Her daughter, Melissa Rivers.

1 comment:

C-Stene said...

I like to think that Joan Rivers didn't give birth to Melissa Rivers the traditional way.
I think that one night, after midnight, Joan accidentally spilled her Manhattan on her stomach and Gave birth to Melissa "Gremlin style", through a pus bubble on her stomach.
There were others, but someone managed to pour a bucket of bleach all over them and they didn't make it.
Sadly, Melissa managed to escape.

Ok, I'm aware that this is very strange.
I should get back to work.