Home Away From Home

My job requires a fair bit of travel, which I enjoy for the most part. You get to get out of town, eat some room service, check out a new city and the most satisfying part of it all is sending my company the expense bill. But there are a few annoyances that you cannot escape while traveling and they are as follows in no particular order:

1) Being stuck in the middle seat on the plane.
2) No arm rest in the rental car. This usually only happens when I rent the economy car. I cannot overstate how annoying this is.
3) Hotel rooms are very dry and I get cotton mouth.
4) Hotel pillows are way to puffy.
5) Not every hotel has wireless, I know this doesn't sound like much, but when you have had the pleasure of eating onion rings in bed while on facebook, you won't ever want to go back.