Digging a hole to China

Remember when you were a kid and you thought that if you dug a hole deep enough that you would end up in China? Well now you can find out exactly what is on the other side of the world.

Breaking up is hard to do

I hate it when a couple in your group breaks up. It bothers me in a completely selfish way. It throws the balance of the group off. It makes dinner plans much more complicated, especially if both people remain affiliated with the group. And it forces people to take sides, which sucks. I don't care if you stay together for the kids, but do it for the group. It's a basic utilitarian courtesy.

I'm sick of...

I'm sick of being sick, even though its only been two and a half days. I am sick of the cold weather. Complaining about these things are two of the most annoying things a person can complain about. Perhaps reading them on a blog wwill be less annoying then hearing me complain about them. On second thought it will probably be more annoying, especially because there is a strong possibility you will hear me complain about them as well.

I guess we know Brit isn't lip synching after all

Watch Britney Spears Privates Are Hanging Out on CollegeHumor

Sadly I will still bitch about delayed flights

CK Louis has a point. We have become greedy entilted little shits.

U2=MC Overated

U2's new album dropped today and I wonder does anyone really care? It got me thinking do I even know a true U2 fan? The answer: nope. U2 has to be one of the most overrated bands in the history of recorded music.

I'm not saying that they are horrible, just that they are overrated. Bono's caterwauling and drawn out pronunciation of every word sounds like a slightly more melodic autistic child. Edge isn't nearly talented enough to be referred to as Edge. Their music is so pretentious. Every album bring about a new cause. I am all up for forgiving third world debt just as much as the next guy, but having someone with more money than God telling me the evils of capitalism is hard to swallow. Criticizing countries even your own for not contributing more to humanitarian aid is a noble cause. Moving your tax holdings to the Netherlands to avoid higher taxes at home is financially smart, but if everyone does this there will be no money for Ireland to give to anyone, even their schools and hospitals. That is neither here nor there my point is U2 is overrated.

There music is run of the mill rock with a few songs with decent lyrics. I am a pretty big music fan but I would be hard pressed to name more than 5 U2 songs. Most of their songs are boring and kind of depressing. If you want to rock out there are a hundred bands you would listen to before U2, and if you wanted to listen to music that matters there are a hundred bands you'd listen to before U2. To sum it up, who and why do people listen to U2? I don't know.

Oh, and enough with the colored glasses already. Bono looks like a cross between Ali G and McCartney.

Back that ass up

Remember highschool dances? I do. They were lame, even if you were high. I remember a bunch of the stoners were always tyring to mosh to Nirvana, and then they banned moshing at any school dance. I am pretty sure you need more than five stoners for a mosh pit. Anyway it was banned, as was the song Me So Horney by Two Live Crew.

Now schools are banning grinding at dances. The more things change the more they stay the same. If they want to ban grinding just show them this video. WTF?