Does advertising ever work?

I rarely ever buy anything solely because of advertising. However I will be purchasing a six pack of dos equis beer shortly solely based on this commercial.

Worse than the Snuggie

If you buy this product you need to have a lobotomy for your own safety.

90210

Tina has been watching 90210 recently. I didn't realize how bad the fashion was in the 90's. These are supposed to be cutting edge richy riches and they have the worst clothes I've seen. I also didn't realize what an after schedule special it was.

We watched a racial episode, a cheating episode, and pre-marital sex episode and an abusive relationship episode. And as always Brandon brought his wholesome mid-Western morals to the party and pointed us in the right direction. WWBD? My new moto.

Thanks a lot Lucy

Last night, the Canucks pulled the Lucy act again. They suckered me in with a great regular season, the first playoff series sweep in franchise history and at the last possible second they pulled the proverbial football away yet again. And I like the nieve eternal optimist Charlie Brown fell for it again. I'd like to say things will be different next season, I'd like to say I'm done getting suckered in, but I like Charlie Brown will fall for the sweet promiss of our beloved Lucy.

Perez Hilton kills puppies

By now I think everyone has heard about the controversy that celebrity blogger and professional duchebag Perez Hilton caused over the question he asked on the Miss America Pageant. The fact that Perez is associated whatsoever with the Pageant show just how irrelevant the title of Miss America is.

As far as Miss California being against gay marriage, I don't really care. It's not my opinion, I disagree with her but she is entitled to her opinion, just as I am entitled to my opinion that Perez Hilton kills puppies. What I can't stand is Perez Hilton lambasting her every chance he gets. I get it, he's gay and she represents rightwing America and all that stands in his way of gay bliss. But Perez is making the rounds on all the news shows with his holier than thou rhetoric. This is the same man whose 15 minutes came by drawing semen stains on celebrity’s faces, and pictures of cocks on celeb photos.

If this is gay marriage’s white night, the cause is in big trouble. Why does anybody give two shits what Perez Hilton has to stay? I don't know who I care less about, a fat computer warrior who draws jizz stains on Lindsay Lohan or the runner up on Miss America? What I know for sure is that I couldn't care less about either one of them or what they think about anything.